What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How can I get over a break up?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is your review of UST Global?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are white women so overly emotional?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why is sin so sweet?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?